Wo raat Dard aur sitam ki raat hogi. Jis raat ruksat un ki Baraat hogi !!! Uth jatay hain ye soch kar neend se k, Kisi ghair ki baahon me Meri jan hogi !!! Hosh nahi tha mujhe Us ki shaadi ki raat. Main ne kabhi ye na Socha tha k meri zindagi Nelaam hogi !!! Meri jan ab zinda hon Teri khatir. Kal shehar me tere kafan Me lipti meri lash hogi !!! Tum dekh kar khoon k Ansoo ro gi. Youn khoon se bhari Meri lash hogi !!! Qayamat hi qayamt hogi Tere shehar me, jab har gali har ghar mein Likhi dukh bhari shayri ..

Tadpe to bahut pr wo maan nai paye is dil ki mohbt jaan nai paye 1din chale jaegwe duniya se dur or wo kahege laut ao ham apko pehchan n paye

Too Nae aayya tere yad aaye,, tera vada yar wafaa kar gae, taino milan di tangh pal pal maino mera aman sakon tabah kar gae,booha nenan dar kharkeya kaae varii main samghya asar dua kar gae, jad kholya dar tay kugh v nahii, saday nal mazak hawa kar gae.

Press down 5 times to become sweet... 1 2 3 4 5 Tusi v ne? Pehle hi inne sweet ho fir v press kittay ja rahay hoo...

Dil kare Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan, Dil Kare Panchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava, Dil Kare Banna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava, Dil kare Banna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!

Jad meri chita ballae gi tai aasma lal hovaega tussi khafan chuk kai vekhna hotha tai twada hi na hovae ga

hasdi c hasaundi c phir muskaraode se phir sharmaudi bach pata lagian ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh yara nu fudu banude se

Akhaan di aadat ban gayi hai gal gal te ron di Dil ne zidd fari barbaad hon di Changa hoya yaara tu begaana ho gaya Muk gayi chinta tainu apnaun di

Mainu yaar-yaar karde rahe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, es yaar ne sanu rula dita,........................................... hora ton ki umida si,jad yaar ne hi bhula dita,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, mudke dosti nahi karni main,menu yaar ne sayana bana dita.

Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya? Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rab bana chadeya

Sanu chad jiyae ve kalle thoda ro lain dai shayad aa javae tera supna thoda so lain dai zindgi taa tere bina katni saanu khavaba vich ta tera ho lain dai

Jis haal wich adeya tu khush hein... tera dil razi , sada rab razi Na fikar kari be-fikare da.... chad jittan-haaran di baazi Asin haar gaaye taan kii hoya.... tere jittan di khushian mana laan ge tainu is janam wich nahin paya taan kii hoya.... tainu agle janam wich paa laan ge

Kalam tutdi nahi Seyahi mukdi nahi Nahion Mukda Dilon pyaar usda Oh saanu yaad kare na kare Saanu rehnda har waqt khayaal usda....

TUSSE JYT GAY ASI HAAR GAY SANU PATA AY TUN CALL NAI KARNI CHAL MARJANEAY MISS CALL TY MAAR DY....

tairai dil di mitra tu jaane, saade dil wich yaari tairi hai, tu jinan chir saada yaar rahe , sanun onin umar bathairi hai.

Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,sahareyan nu vi sahare milde ne,kaun kehnda hai k duniya ch dost nahi,kuch dost jaan to vi pyare milde ne....

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later Santa sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

A MAN SAYS 2 HIS WIFE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE ME HAPPY AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME. THE WIFE SAYS: YUR d*ck IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BROTHER'S

Sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)

It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and whats in between

Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name

What is the difference When A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt & A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt? Ans: The Girl Will Look SEXY & The Boy . . . A CHURCH BELL! ;)

A man while making love to his maid, exclaimed ‘Pushpa you are sweeter than my wife’ The maid smiled and said ‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon.

A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman’s breast & enters into a small hole What is it? Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind

We cannot be together, But we'll never be apart, For no matter what life brings us, You?re always in my heart. Luv you!

Tare Hussn De ke tareef karan Tare waal waal wich joun Iddy soony pair ne tare Te Hathiee Jidda moun

Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time In the Mean Time I Miss U All The Time

WORDS OF A BROKEN LOVER "THE ONE N ONLY TIME I HATED THE WORD FRIENDS" "WHEN SHE SAID LET US B ONLY FRIENDS"

Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna

u to savi muskurate hay.par uski andar jo dard chupa hota hay usse koy samjh ne ki kosish nahi krta hay,wo jo dil hi dil main rota hay usse koi nahi dekh sakta. GOODNIGHT

A smile is like a Sim card & Life is like a cellphone Whenever You insert the Sim card of a smile , A beautiful day is Activated … Good morning & Keep smiling

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe keh daitey ho khuda hafiz, faisla mein bhi suna sakti hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum ne jo baat ki dil ko dukhaney wali, us per main muskura b sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Sharam aaye gi tumhein warna tumharey waaday, main tumhein yaad dila sakta hun, lekin rehne do.

To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without even touching… is the miracle called “friendship”

Catch her by her waist… Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a … …nice drink…PEPSI

Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....